Forget new car smell, give me old car miasma

Kinja'd!!! "Chairman Kaga" (mike-mckinnon)
07/03/2014 at 10:32 • Filed to: None

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You know the smell any 1980s-90s American sedan has? It's probably a clapped out Grand Marquis or a GM W-body. The AC still blasts out ice crystals even if every warning light on the dash is lit. It has bench seats and a column shifter. There's a Kleenex box on the parcel shelf and a Jerry Clowers cassette dangling out of the player. And it has this smell. Like a million cigarettes and petrified french fries and freon and a touch of gasoline. I wish I could describe it, but nothing else in the world smells like an old Caprice Classic, so there's no comparison. It smells like it's been places.

I love that smell.

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DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! anonsagainstanonymous > Chairman Kaga
07/03/2014 at 10:33

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I think the best smelling cars are old Volvos.


Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > Chairman Kaga
07/03/2014 at 10:34

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That's the best description that I've ever heard for that smell, i know exactly what you're talking about.


Kinja'd!!! Chairman Kaga > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
07/03/2014 at 10:36

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I had to get a shoulder x-ray this morning and as I was leaving the clinic, an older lady was getting out of a Cutlass Supreme. The door was open, and as I walked by I breathed in deeply. I felt a little dirty.


Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > Chairman Kaga
07/03/2014 at 10:37

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You dirty voyeur, you.


Kinja'd!!! BarryDanger > anonsagainstanonymous
07/03/2014 at 11:01

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They have this mellow velour sweetness with a hint of burning oil from the turbo return line. Kind of like a halved spaghetti squash face down on an old leaky barbecue.


Kinja'd!!! Chairman Kaga > BarryDanger
07/03/2014 at 11:05

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Or a state highway Super 8 corner room with a view of the local fracking farm.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Chairman Kaga
07/03/2014 at 11:08

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I was recently at a pick and pull looking for parts for my Caprice. The one there smelled exactly the same as mine. It was like going home.


Kinja'd!!! I Do It For Miatas, NC Owner > anonsagainstanonymous
07/03/2014 at 11:24

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My friends old S60 smells exactly like crayons. Apparently it is due to them using wax to seal some areas of the car.


Kinja'd!!! Vimto > Chairman Kaga
07/14/2014 at 14:29

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Mine is only 8 years old but I definitely can relate. Love that smell. :)

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